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Hunter Biden, Javier Milei and Hayden Davis represent everything wrong with the crypto ecosystem. Political influence, greed, shady deals and retail getting wrecked. The trenches deserve better than this garbage.

EMPLOYEE #0042 was hired in 1999. His job was simple: wait for an email. The office closed years ago. His colleagues disappeared. The company went bankrupt. The computers were replaced, the building was abandoned, and the world moved on. But EMPLOYEE #0042 never left. Every morning, he clocks in at 9:00 AM. Makes the same coffee. Opens the same inbox. 0 unread messages. He doesn't know what AI is, has never heard of the metaverse, and still believes his manager is reviewing his performance. His out-of-office reply has been running for 25 years. One day, the notification will come. Until then, he's still at his desk.