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NPC #0006 was created years ago and told to wait for GTA 6. He's been standing on the same corner ever since. Same Hawaiian shirt, same stupid smile, same three lines of dialogue. He doesn't know what Bitcoin is, has never seen a paycheck, and still thinks someone is coming to give him a mission. November 19 is approaching. His shift is about to begin.

It all started when a cat fell into a pot of noodles. Skill issue. But instead of dying, it became the noodles. Soft, smiling, and somehow unstoppable. Nobody knows how it happened, but one day Noodlez needed a token, someone pressed the button, and Noodle Cat was born. Now this little creature lives on the blockchain, slurping green candles, sleeping on charts, and eating every dip like it's his last meal. He doesn't understand trading, doesn't care about market caps, and definitely doesn't follow any roadmap. He's just a hungry cat made of noodles. Feed him or don't. He'll eat anyway. 🍜🐱